Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Seven signs you are south of the Mason Dixon line...

1. There is a Cracker Barrel at every exit along the freeway.
2. Winn-Dixie is the grocery store chain of choice.
3. Humidity level is at "wilt"
4. There are two flavors of tea - sweetened and tea for northerners.
5. The side dishes offered at dinner are all fried - fried okra, fried green tomatoes, fried pickles.
6. Alligator is an entree choice.
7. All y'all is used to refer to a group of people.

1 comment:

Laurie said...

I think I might feel mildly insulted. It's not our fault "y'all" aren't used to the humidity! :)

And what's wrong with alligator and fried okra?