Him: "I got the van unloaded."
Translation: "I brought all the stuff inside and piled it inside the door so that you can sort through it, do the laundry, and put it all away."
This is the story of me, my husband, and our twins - Tanner & Morgan. We weren't quite expecting twins - and ever since that fateful day that Dr. Clark uttered "It's Twins" - our lifes have not been the same. These are the Tales of the Two Utes.